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Sir John Phallustiff
Cyberpunk 2077 Weapon

Iconic
Strike your enemy in the face and watch their pride crumble as your Crit Chance rises! And if you really want to add insult to emotional injury, put some extra strength into your dildoslap – Sir John could even stun ‘em.
250
Damage
322.5
DPS
Tier 5

Sir John Phallustiff is an iconic club, one of the blunt weapons in Cyberpunk 2077. It comes at every tier from 1 to 5++, its damage climbing from 82.6 at Tier 1 to 506.6 at Tier 5++.

It takes no mods. It is boosted by 10 perks.

Sir John Phallustiff Builds

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Stats

interactive
250
Damage
DPS322.5
Attack Speed1.3/s
Stamina Cost12
Blunt Club
Iconic

Strike your enemy in the face and watch their pride crumble as your Crit Chance rises! And if you really want to add insult to emotional injury, put some extra strength into your dildoslap – Sir John could even stun ‘em.

Perfect for when someone is just asking to get fucked.

1
82.6
106.6
DPS
1+
93.3
120.4
DPS
2
106.3
137.1
DPS
2+
123
158.7
DPS
3
142
183.2
DPS
3+
164.5
212.2
DPS
4
189.5
244.5
DPS
4+
218
281.2
DPS
5
250
322.5
DPS
5+
378.3
488
DPS
5++
506.6
653.5
DPS

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